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Well, it’s a rare thing to see horror represented at the Oscars – not that we should care, given the amount of lame like Crash, Titanic, Forrest Gump and A Beautiful Mind that’s won Best Picture – but at least we can count on a strong showing for the bizarro Oscars, the Razzies. Nominations were announced today and the genre is represented by the following winners/losers:
Bloodrayne (six nominations)
Worst Picture, Actress: Kristanna Lokken, Supporting Actor: Ben Kingsley, Supporting Actress: Michelle Rodriguez, Director Dr. Boll and Screenplay: Guinevere Turner
Wicker Man (five nominations)
Worst Picture, Actor: Nicholas Cage, Screenplay: Neil Labute and Anthony Schaffer, Remake and Screen Couple: Nicholas Cage & His Bear Suit
Lady in the Water (four nominations)
Worst Picture, Supporting Actor: M. Night Shyamalan, Director: M. Night Shyamalan and Screenplay: M. Night Shyamalan
The Omen
Worst Supporting Actor: David Thewlis
Scary Movie 4
Worst Supporting Actress: Carmen Electra
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
Worst Prequel or Sequel
Seems, well, pretty reasonable if you’re limited to major studio releases, and I particularly appreciate the Worst Screen Couple nod for Nicholas Cage & His Bear Suit. (Watching Cage in that film is like watching a wax statute of Nicholas Cage, except a wax statue wouldn’t be nearly so stiff or look so plastic.) That said, it seems like some kind of a crime is being committed by not having When a Stranger Calls represented.
Damn, who would’ve thought Sir Ben Kingsley would be up for a Razzie? Doctor Boll, I think the world has underestimated the reach of your dark mojo.
Update
*Thanks to Steven from The Horror Blog for pointing out that I missed the Worst Prequel or Sequel category nomination for the TCM prequel. I’ve added it. Cheers, man.
For some strange reason I thought I was the only one who was going to cover this. What do I know?
And Texas Chainsaw Massacre – The Beginning was nominated for Worst Prequel or Sequel.
Whoops, me = duh. I’ve added it. Thanks, Steven.
More importantly, the Razzie for “worst fact checking” goes to this year’s Razzie press release :
“Oscar winner Nicolas Cage donning an unconvincing bear suit in the laugh-out-loud funny remake of the Australian thriller WICKER MAN”
Oh, snap! You’ve just been Canuxploited!
With the exception of SCARY MOVIE 4, I’ve seen all the nominees and hands down – it has to be the WICKERMAN REMAKE. It is the supreme god awful messterpiece amidst a sea of supreme godawfulness.