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And the Horrorfind Hotness winner, as voted by Abattoir readers: Mr. Lucky McKee.
It was a landslide for Lucky, but how could it not be? I mean, c’mon, he’s the total package. From top down: that gorgeous thick hair says, “I just spent the morning surfing,” the glasses are like, “but I was in the library all afternoon,” while the manly stubble lets you know, “I’ll be chopping a few cords of wood after dinner.” And then there’s that little sprig of chest hair popping out that teases, “If I feel like it, maybe later, I’ll punch out a coyote.”
Somebody get this guy his own brand of cologne!
Can I take my vote back? I just watched Roman and his character totally creeped me out!
From that original list, then, I pick you and Gary!
And you think Gary and I are somehow less creepy?
Just wait ’til you see our collection of Liisa hair dolls!
That’s amazing! I’m not surprised about the results either. Lucky’s got mad skillz. He even did soul math for me once.