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“They’re Grabbed and Stabbed Hard Repeatedly”
Boingboing linked to the L.A. Metblogs piece on Andrew Goldenberg, a dude who makes up lyrics to popular movie scores and shoots accompanying videos. I’ve posted his take on the Halloween and Jaws themes below, so you too can enjoy, “You shot him in every extrem-ity” (Halloween) and “I would like all you to please vote who wants to get in my throat” (Jaws).
As a bonus, here’s another clip he posted for a trailer to Indiana Jones and the Plane Full of Snakes, which looks like a project that would’ve had so much more promise than the new ass-awful Indiana Jones movie.
Also, it simply can’t be a coincidence that this guy looks like a young Weird Al Yankovic.
Hey Dave,
Care to comment on why the latest Indiana Jones ISN’T getting terrible press reviews? The only moment of tension in the whole thing was about 30 seconds in when the Russians are glaring at the teenagers on the highway. That one scene became the model for the rest of the movie: great expectations unrequited, scene after scene. IMDB rates it a 7.0; Rotten Tomatoes gave it about a 76%. Unreal.