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Bigfoot’s Dead?!?
This story about Bigfoot hunters finding a Sasquatch skeleton better be a hoax, because in my mind Bigfoot’s out there, somewhere in the woods, raising unicorns with help of his trusty leprechaun ranch hands. And once a year he flies over the forest in a canoe pulled by those very unicorns, as his little Irish workers drop pine cones and berries on all the good children of the forest (they throw big rocks at the bad ones). Ah yes, my favourite time of year: Squatchmas!
Clearly, the skeleton news story is B.S. Everyone knows that there are only three ways to kill a Sasquatch, and they are a) shoot him with a platinum cannonball, or b) trick him into drinking rootbeer or c) throw him into the sun.
Hey, can you tell we’re working on the Halloween issue and quickly going insane?
Ha. Funny stuff.
This story is actually pretty huge, I’m surprised I didn’t notice it until your post. Can’t help but remain skeptical, but here are some pics:
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/ga-gorilla-pic/
Hilarious. Oh, and just an FYI, one rather polluted night in Georgia, my friends and I may or may not have unloaded a crate of platinum cannon balls into a seemingly uninhabited patch of woods, so, you know, our bad.
Good luck with Halloween.
Damn, those pictures are both hilarious and disturbing. Clearly in no way is that a costume with some road kill guts on it. Judging by the wounds, you can also tell it was killed by a platinum cannonball (from Georgia).
Thanks for the link, Paul. Awesome.