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Happy Birthday Dave! We thought you should know your twin brother dropped in to help out while you’ve been gone. He didn’t really say much when he arrived, just mumbled something about “how long of a walk it is from Tillsonburg” and ‘How expensive the Junction massage parlor is”. Thanks for mentioning you even had a twin, BTW! He’s been putting in some extra hours, so you’ll have to forgive the sunglasses and the horrible complexion. Yup, UnDave has settled in nicely. He’s a pretty quiet guy for the most part, keeps to himself – not really one to “stir the pot”. Except when anyone gets too close. Justin made that mistake and now we’re fearing the worst. I think he likes it here though, but you’ve got to come home soon. The flies are really getting annoying and let’s just say he doesn’t smell like roses! Hope your having a great birthday vacation buddy and have a cold one for us. What’s that UnDave? Uh… what? Alright, alright, I’ll tell him! Dave, he said you still owe him for that “dead hooker back in Vegas?”. Man, you think you know someone!













No shit, man, get home! It took me forever to dismember and dispose of what was left of Justin. I don’t want to have to go through that again with one of the other staff members. UnDave’s been eyeballing John Bowen the last couple days and he was still there when we all left tonight…
Happy birthday, Dave! Hope your vacation is treating you well, and all that jazz. But not Roy Schieder dying as Bob Fosse ‘All That Jazz’, just the expression. You rock!
Happy Birthday Dave!
That arsehole never even cleaned my desk while I was gone! And I think he ate one of the interns. Sigh… good undead help is hard to find.
Thanks for the B-day wishes, guys.