Our resident Gore columnist and sometimes Rue Morgue historian, The Gore-met, posted the Coffin Joe Q&A for all of you who missed seeing Brazil’s boogeyman in-person at The Bloor. I wish we had footage of him roaming the aisles during the screening in his hat and cape, as it was freakin’ spooky. (Coffin Joe, I mean, not Gore-met, who, admittedly, cuts a fine figure in his T-shirt and cut-offs.)

Anyhow, thanks to Gore-met for capturing this embodiment of awesome. Jovanka hosted it, CJ’s son Crounel and Luis Ceriz, owner of Suspect Video, translated, and Joe agreed to answer exactly thirteen questions, because dammit, that’s just how he rolls.

Here it is in four parts…