Since the Internet Contest Police won’t let us actually send you to a cabin in the woods in Saskatchewan where winners would be picked off in gruesomely inventive ways while subverting common horror movie tropes, we’re doing the next best thing: Sending you* to Cabin in the Woods in Saskatchewan, where winners will watch other people get picked off in gruesomely inventive ways while subverting common horror movie tropes.
We’ve got ten double passes to an advance screening of Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard’s much-anticipated horror flick on Wednesday, April 4 at 7pm at Galaxy Cinemas Regina (420 McCarthy Boulevard North, Regina, SK). To enter, just email your full name and address to email@example.com. That’s it! Winners will be contacted by 2pm on Monday, April 2. (Hey, speaking of Facebook, have you liked Rue Morgue‘s official Facebook page? You should. All the cool kids are doing it.)
*Please note that when we say “sending you,” we mean hooking you up with free passes, not having John Bowen pick you up at your door in Toronto and carrying you piggy-back to Saskatchewan. He hardly ever does that sort of thing anymore.