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Cong of the Dead and other Grindhouse Fun

There’s a contest through the upcoming South by Southwest media festival, in which contestants make their own grindhouse trailers, in honour of the upcoming film Grindhouse (you’ve heard of it, right — the one by that Clinton Tarantula guy and someone named Robbie Rodrigo). Anyhow, the entries are showing up on YouTube, and this one’s the best thus far. Cong of the Dead: stop-motion doll animation + Vietnam War + zombies = gold.

And, if you haven’t caught any others yet, there’s The Maiden of Death and Hobo with a Shotgun (presumably from the makers of Tramp with a Crossbow and Bum with a Handgrenade) among the other top entries thus far.

Maaaan, watching those trailers really makes me want to make my own. It’s all in the sell — a good tagline and a great title. If you could make one, what would it be?

Here’s my concept:

“When grizzlies ate his arms, science gave him a hand — now Maxwell Logan is clawing his way through the underworld as…”
The Bear-Handed Brawler

Jeez, it writes itself. All I need is a William Girdler-style poster.

5 Comments »

  1. Comment by paul — February 22, 2007 @ 4:38 pm

    If I could buy the foreign release rights, I’d retitle it “The Right to Bear Arms.”

  2. Comment by Dave — February 22, 2007 @ 5:08 pm

    Awesome. I’d also consider “The Fight to Bear Bear-Arms.”

  3. Comment by Ken — February 23, 2007 @ 1:00 am

    Ali ain’t got nothin’ on this brother, and this summer he’s taking on all comers!
    Fred Williamson is The Bear-knuckle Brawler!

    This message brought to you by Colt 45…It works every time.

  4. Comment by Brett — February 24, 2007 @ 11:48 am

    haha! and it does work everytime… what happened to that horse that used to be on the back of the label?

    Nice post Dave. Amazing trailer. Hobo With a Shotgun kicks dick too!

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