That line is from the new Alice Cooper disc, Along Came a Spider. So far, after a couple listens, I’d say it’s a solid return to form, a very creepy and catchy concept album about a serial killer. Musically, it’s got an old-school feel with some modern rock touches. And of course that trademark black [...]

You’re looking at an excessively scruffy but very happy me holding up one of five hand-painted (on canvas) posters for Hell’s Ground (a.k.a. Zibahkhana). Director Omar Khan sent it my way from Islamabad as a thanks for the CineMacabre screening of the movie (which drew a huge crowd) and the feature we did in the [...]

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Those vile vixen-lovers over at Vagrancy are really digging for sticky gold with this Friday’s screening of Ilsa the Tigress. Don’t miss this rare opportunity to see the Canuxploitation entry in the Ilsa series (the inspiration for Rob Zombie’s Grindhouse trailer, by the way) — 9:30pm, at the Revue Cinema. If you were at the [...]

A friend (thanks, Alex!) forwarded this link to gossip monkey Perez Hilton’s website. He’s reporting on a petition to have Tara Reid banned from appearing in Platinum Dunes’ remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street. Hilariously, this is in response to a previous petition to have her on the project, after she was taken off [...]

Good news today for those of you wondering what was going to happen to the DVD titles that Tartan films holds/held, seeing as the company has fallen on financial hard times as of late. Anyhow, below is a press release I received today explaining the fate of its movies, including Battle Royale and Oldboy. Hopefully [...]

Well, his name’s actually Rick, but he’s about as punk rock as it gets when it comes to body modification.  The Montreal man is in the process of getting his entire body tattooed to make him look like a zombie, and, as he explains in an interview with Bizarre magazine, he’s even considering having parts [...]

So the good dudes at Revolver Magazine asked me to be their guest blogger and do up a tutorial on a recent illustration I created for their August 2008 issue. Have a look!
 

Scientists prepare to smash down some atoms, inevitably ushering in the end of mankind.
Haven’t these fools read The Mist or The Rising?!?
If we hope to pull through this, I’d better get to work on my Lovecraftian Zombie-Smasher (patent pending) ASAP!

According to this article about morbid thoughts leading to cookie consumption, yes.
It states: “Thinking about your own death can make you reach for the cookie jar, with an international study finding that morbid thoughts tend to whet the appetite.”
Here is some disturbing video evidence. In it Cookie Monster is gorging himself somewhere in a black [...]