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I-Mockery dug up this insane old bike safety film featuring the scariest monkey masks ever made. Was it the product of an overzealous Planet of the Apes fan, or simply a two-wheeled simian nightmare committed to film? Whatever disturbed mind gave birth to this burned some truly creepy images into my brain.

*Note to Dario Argento: Monkeys in horror films = not scary, monkey masks in any film = scary.

2 Comments »

  1. Comment by Zomb-Aid — February 6, 2008 @ 12:25 pm

    Yeeechh! For some reason this reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode “Eye of the Beholder”

  2. Comment by Brett Bakker — February 6, 2008 @ 4:49 pm

    this is my new favourite thing ever.

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