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Hit and Mist

I love examining movie posters. It’s not just the art and design that go into them but how those elements must work together to communicate a concept while catching the eye. Horror posters in particular can help make or break a film because of the emphasis on arresting visuals. They can either effectively promise a lot more than they offer (as did many grindhouse one-sheets did) or turn out to be unintentionally hilarious like so much crapped-out J-horror remake art (particularly the mouth-eyed image for One Missed Call).
And then there are the ones that are hilariously misleading, such as the DVD art for The Mist special edition. But before we get too far ahead of the game, let’s take a look at the original theatrical poster first.

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This poster works for me. Great composition and use of colour to suggest apocalyptic doom. I also like the way the mist creeps under the door to draw your eye to the film’s title. And there are some nice touches that fleshes out the world of the film. The older style lights in the parking lot and the spruce trees in the background tell us that the story takes place in a small, somewhat secluded town.
More importantly, though, it’s true to the film. This is the story of David Drayton’s struggle to save his boy from the unseen horror in the mist. It’s that fear of the unknown, and the central conceit of Stephen King’s story: ambiguity. The mist equals ambi-friggin’-guity, which is why the original story ends on that note (something that Darabont missed in his adaptation, but that’s another rant altogether). The upturned cars and impenetrable fog makes for a scarier image than any monster.
The Korean poster for the film offers a different take.

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The main thrust of David protecting his son is still there, but now they’re in a smouldering city full of army men. The mist under the door looks more like smoke from the ruined skyscrapers and the army dudes seem to be the threat. That or Godzilla farted and they’re trying to clean up — it’s tough to tell what’s going on out there, even though nothing is hidden in the mist anymore. Also, why does it look like the inside of the supermarket exploded? I like the bloody hand print on the glass, but given the absolute devastation outside, it seems unlikely all that glass would hold up so well.
Nitpicky, I know. Perhaps something was lost in translation for this fairly nonsensical poster. At least it’s not as bad as the one for the special edition two-disc DVD release, though.

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So, clearly they took the Korean poster and monkeyed with it. And by “monkeyed” I mean dumbed down. For starters, David’s son is gone and a woman added, presumably Amanda, the woman our hero sort-of hooks up with. At least they’re wearing matching outfits, so that’s, uh, cool. Actually, it looks like they’re standing in the burning ruins of the GAP wondering if they should show up for their shifts tomorrow.
Funnier yet is the “END IS NEAR” scrawled in blood on the window. Whoever decided that was a good idea is surely going to Cliche Hell. Given the absolute pants-shitting devastation surrounding the characters, this is redundancy at its finest.

Scratch Art: A Collection of Scratchboard Art By Tattoo Artists

Scratch Art: A Collection of Scratchboard Art By Tattoo Artists, is finally available for purchase. This gorgeous hardcover book, brought to you by Guy Aitchison and Michele Wortman’s Proton Press, collects scratch board art by tattoo artists from around the world. I’m thrilled to have a piece published in it, right next to Bob Tyrrell, who was teaching me to tattoo when I sumbitted the piece.

From Tattoonow.com:
Hyperspace Studios presents Scratch Art - A collection of scratchboard art by tattoo artists This impressive collection of scratchboart art comes from well over 150 talented tattoo artists including Filip Leu, Shige, Carson Hill, Dee Dee Sergua, Gabriel Cece, Jon Clue, Guy Aitchison, Jack Rudy, Dan Hazelton, Zsolt Sarkozi, Nick Baxter, Kim Reed, Kore Flatmo, Nikko Hurtado, Michele Wortman, Markus Lenhard, Don McDonald, Timothy Hoyer, Aaron Cain, Bugs, Cory Kruger, Larry Brogan, Anil Gupta, Marcus Pacheco, Durb Morrison, Tim Kern, Steve Morris, Nate Beavers, Bob Tyrrell, Joe Capobianco, James Kern, Miek Devries, Needles, and many many more! From Needled.com: One would never dream of calling the renowned Guy Aitchison a scratcher, a kitchen table tattoo hack. But he’s playing on the slur with a new project called Scratch Art, in collaboration with his wife Michele Wortman, explaining “We chose this medium as it parallels so much with aspects of tattooing. Like tattooing, it is an unforgiving medium that does not allow for erasing; we also chose this theme because of the irony of reference to ’scratch’ artists in tattooing. Amusingly, so many of us are far from scratch artists; this industry has grown artistically and the awareness of true artists in the tattoo field is undeniable.

Buy a copy today!

You Go, Lloyd!

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The New York Post has a story about Lloyd Kaufman picketing the Tribeca Film Festival, in full chicken costume, of course.

I guess the Fest really ruffled his feathers. Ahahahahahahahaha…

Full story here.

(Thanks, Alex)

Justin Erickson’s PIN-UP GHOULS

Tonight is the night, my fiends! When the clock strikes 8, and the moon is out, the PIN-UP GHOULS will crawl up from their tombs and haunt The Gladstone Hotel for the evening!

A collection of 20 brand new horror pin-up girl illustrations by Rue Morgue graphic designer, Justin Erickson. Limited edition prints will be available for purchase. Also, only available at the show will be super limited edition hand-bound books collecting all 20 Pin-Up Ghouls, plus the extra concept drawings, and more!

The eerie event is presented by Rue Morgue Magazine and Daniloff Productions.

SEE!
20 new horror pin-up girl illustrations & The Real Undead Pin-Up Ghouls.

HEAR!
Terror Tunes by Rue Morgue Radio’s TOMB DRAGOMIR.

WIN!
A PIN-UP GHOUL based on your own likeness! (for the ladies)

And much more!

Vampires! Zombies! Ghosts, oh my! One night only! Don’t miss out, because once these Ghouls are buried, they won’t rise from the grave!

Friday, May 2nd at The Gladstone Hotel. Doors open at 8pm.

Official Sponsors:
Rue Morgue Magazine, The Gladstone Hotel, Daniloff Productions, Darkside, Toronto After Dark Film Festival, Jagermeister, Amsterdam Brewery, West End Offset, Praxis Gallery.”

Dr. Blair or Mr. Whiskers?

“A Cell gets out, and it will IMITATE EVERYTHING on the face of the EARTH! AND NOTHING CAN STOP IT!”

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If you’re a fan of The Thing, you’ll appreciate 5 Cats That Look Like Wilford Brimley.

Too funny.

ART THEFT

Arist Jason D’Aquino has informed me that one of his art pieces was stolen from the Carnivora show in Detroit. Let’s try to help him catch the degenerate who stole it. It’s disgusting anyone would even think of doing such a thing. Please repost this elsewhere.

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Hammer Hotties

Good on flickr user Poletti for taking the time to post screen grabs of every Hammer House of Horror hottie. There are dozens and dozens of classic Hammer beauties posted here, so you can plan your retro-gothic dream date today.

Boingboing posted the link, but I also noticed some of Poletti’s other sets tailor-made for horror geeks. For instance, one of fave bad movies (penned by Edward D. Wood Jr. and featuring Criswell), Orgy of the Dead (NSFW), gets some love.

Joe Coleman art show

Rue Morgue’s favourite outlaw artist Joe Coleman has an upcoming art exhibit titled “Devotio Moderno” at the Simon Dickinson Gallery in New York. The paintings will be shown alongside other Northern Primitive artists who have long inspired his art. The show runs May 2 - June 15, 2008.

Story via: boingboing.net

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The Book of Revelations, 1999
Acrylic, fabric, paper, blood on panel
62.2 x 77.5 cm

Rob Zombie’s Halloween Condensed

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I just discovered (via Cracked.com) a fun website called The Editing Room, where the painfully concise and witty Rod Hilton writes condensed and wonderfully acerbic versions of Hollywood screenplays. For example, he efficiently cuts to the heart of Rob Zombie’s Halloween.

A choice excerpt:

DAEG is taken to an INSANE ASYLUM where MALCOLM MCDOWELL interviews him.

DAEG FAERCH

Why do I have to stay here all the time?

MALCOLM MCDOWELL

Because Rob Zombie seems to think that devoting half the movie to justifying your behavior will actually convince the audience that you’re a misunderstood hero rather than an evil villain.

DAEG FAERCH

I need to get out of this place, doctor.

MALCOLM MCDOWELL

Why, because you’re only becoming more insane and detached from reality?

DAEG FAERCH

What? No, have you seen my masks? I’m auditioning to be in Slipknot and I don’t want to be late.

[I think you could also go with: What? No, I'm just running out of wall space for all these obvious papier mâchè metaphors.]

Read Rod’s whole rewrite here.

(I swiped the still from Bloody Disgusting, by the way)

Fulci is Going to Eat You

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The lovable sickos at Vagrancy Films, who provide the mad movie trailers of our CineMacabre nights, are screening a 35mm print of Fulci’s Zombie, this Saturday, 11pm at the Rainbow Galleria, in London Ontario. If you haven’t seen Zombie on 35mm with a theatre full of horror fans, you haven’t really lived… or un-lived.

And, if you’re in Toronto, you can catch their other Zombie screening on May 8th, 9:30pm at the Revue Cinema (400 Roncesvalles Ave).

Keep on spreading the gospel, Vagrancy. Your place in zombie heaven is assured.