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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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01-12-2009, 07:39 PM
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Thank God I wasn't drinking my tea, 'cause it would have come out my nose! Man, that sounded painful. |
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I'd seen that one, and yes, I laughed uncontrollably. The wails of the damned for sure! |
01-13-2009, 03:37 PM
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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01-13-2009, 03:54 PM
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Haha. Oh man, video of the week. I'm in tears right now. "Gee, maybe it'd be fun to fuck this bench." Lol. |
01-14-2009, 04:28 PM
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Holy shit. Not funny, but... holy shit.
Oliver Reed's appearance on a show called "After Dark" in four parts. Essentially it's a sort of round-table discussion show. Reed, who was widely known for drinking feats of his youth and an alcoholic, is riding the boozecoaster on a one way trip to bizarre obnoxiousness. The woman he calls "big tits" or whatever and kisses out of the blue in part 4 is a feminist writer, btw.
Part One.
Part Two.
Part Three.
Part Four.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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01-14-2009, 04:49 PM
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Holy shit. Not funny, but... holy shit.
Oliver Reed's appearance on a show called "After Dark" in four parts. Essentially it's a sort of round-table discussion show. Reed, who was widely known for drinking feats of his youth and an alcoholic, is riding the boozecoaster on a one way trip to bizarre obnoxiousness. The woman he calls "big tits" or whatever and kisses out of the blue in part 4 is a feminist writer, btw.
Part One.
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Part Three.
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My god, the British are painfully boring even when they're drunkenly sexually assaulting strangers on TV. "Oliver, you've been a bore (or boar)".  |
01-14-2009, 05:08 PM
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My god, the British are painfully boring even when they're drunkenly sexually assaulting strangers on TV. "Oliver, you've been a bore (or boar)". |
Oh, it's DREADFUL trying to sit through the thing on just regular play. Just click forward to the parts where you see Oliver leering or gesturing or speaking.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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01-14-2009, 05:10 PM
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Oh, it's DREADFUL trying to sit through the thing on just regular play. Just click forward to the parts where you see Oliver leering or gesturing or speaking.
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"Dreadful", huh? That sounds like the kind of thing a British guy would say. Limey.  |
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"Dreadful", huh? That sounds like the kind of thing a British guy would say. Limey. |
You're just jealous because you're a chav!
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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01-14-2009, 11:20 PM
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It's the music that really gives this its ultimate surreal tone.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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I'd be inclined to agree with you...if the guy weren't the PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING COUNTRY! (that rage was directed at him, not you)
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I'd be inclined to agree with you...if the guy weren't the PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING COUNTRY! (that rage was directed at him, not you)
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I know what you're saying. You have to laugh at the guy though. I mean look at how stupid he is and he was elected for 2 terms. It really leaves a man with kind of a hopeless feeling. Especially when you have Iraqis throwing fucking shoes at your president.
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Jaysaw bought a razor!
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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LOL! I think you may be right! |
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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HAHAHA! That is so fucking awesome!
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That's funny. I think I posted this before but I still think this one is cute. |
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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You bitch!
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The thing is so hot that I can only describe eating it as feeling like "Satan just came in my mouth."- something said to Nallix
'I speak nothing but the fucking english language, and if that's infamous, then huh huh huh.
tough titters!'
'If your going to make a movie, then have lots of violence, have lots of gore and have lots of sex. Scare people, use the internet. People haven't really learnd how to use this yet. Do something different.' John waters
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Fuckin' Brilliant !! Thanks! |
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This is a new anthem for me. Thanks!
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Heh heh, this reminded me of the woman who saw my Night of the Living Dead shirt and then proceeded to lecture me about it being an 80's movie. "Go away woman, you are wrong and our conversation has ended!" |
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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Wow. Fake likely, but it'll certainly get peoples' attention.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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