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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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The last toy shown on this video had me laughing so hard I thought I was going to have an an aneurysm.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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Punching a hooker in the face because she won't stop biting your tongue has to be the funniest reason for getting arrested I've ever heard of. |
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I have just seen my child hood fears flash before my eyes! 
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The thing is so hot that I can only describe eating it as feeling like "Satan just came in my mouth."- something said to Nallix
'I speak nothing but the fucking english language, and if that's infamous, then huh huh huh.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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Ha. That's great. |
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Perfect. And they just keep reading them....
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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'Were you born a asshole?'
The thing is so hot that I can only describe eating it as feeling like "Satan just came in my mouth."- something said to Nallix
'I speak nothing but the fucking english language, and if that's infamous, then huh huh huh.
tough titters!'
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Knowing the source site that finds that stuff, I would guess that it's part of some antiquated police training video from the '80's.
The source site that finds this stuff and posts it, for those interested, would be Everything Is Terrible, whose genius motto is, "If everything is terrible, than nothing is."
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Fantastically gory workplace safety video: Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
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Now THAT'S a health and safety video! 
Hmmm, new career line for carpenter and company?!
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'I speak nothing but the fucking english language, and if that's infamous, then huh huh huh.
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That one was fantastic.
Also, Holy shit.
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Fantastically gory workplace safety video: Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
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That's awesome! What's funny is that my family and I just watched an old B&W safety film (I think from the late 50's or early 60's) just a few days ago that was also surprisingly gory for it's time (no where near this). It was on the "Something Weird" section of "On Demand" (for those who have Comcast); can't remember the name of it. So what's the chances of seeing two gory safety films in less than a week??? |
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Not exactly funny, but interesting:
100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds Their title, not mine!
I can think of several they missed, but at least they got Bloodsport! I realized while watching that I've seen all of those movies except Brokeback Mountain.
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What, no "I kick ass for the Lord"?
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Bwahahahahaha!!!! I'm gonna be humming that song all night!
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The first Major League movie couldn't do it. Having friends out there couldn't do it. Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations couldn't do it. But that video did it - I am going to Cleveland!!!
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They didnt. What youre seeing is lip-synch technique (?) and a leaked mic recording. The lip-synch is all the more believable when the singer (?) is pushing sound. The audience heard a recording.
I have no idea why the mic channel was on or why it was taped. But its amazing.
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They didnt. What youre seeing is lip-synch technique (?) and a leaked mic recording. The lip-synch is all the more believable when the singer (?) is pushing sound. The audience heard a recording.
I have no idea why the mic channel was on or why it was taped. But its amazing.
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Good god. I guess the only defence she has is that because she knew it was just lip synching, she didn't even try. But that's hilarious and sad. |
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They didnt. What youre seeing is lip-synch technique (?) and a leaked mic recording. The lip-synch is all the more believable when the singer (?) is pushing sound. The audience heard a recording.
I have no idea why the mic channel was on or why it was taped. But its amazing.
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Ha. I guess that makes sense. People were still cheering for her like she sounded good. Milli Vanilli all over again. It will be interesting to see if they investigate this and make her give back her Grammy Awards. |
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