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Clergyman Goes Cretaceous In First Trailer For “The VelociPastor”

Wednesday, April 24, 2019 | News


The first trailer for writer/director Brendan Steere’s B-movie sendup THE VELOCIPASTOR is here, and it looks like a roaring good time!

According to the logline: After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper spirituality, but instead is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his newfound gift to fight evil – and ninjas.

This Wild Eye Releasing title stars Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Daniel Steere, Yang Jiechang, Jesse Turits, Fernando Pacheco de Castro, and Aurelio Voltaire.

THE VELOCIPASTOR will hit home entertainment platforms in August, but Texas Frightmare Weekend audiences can catch a special midnight screening and Q&A on May 3rd.


Rocco T. Thompson
Rue Morgue's Online Managing Editor, Rocco is a Rondo-nominated film journalist and avid devotee of all things weird and outrageous. He penned the cover story for Rue Morgue's landmark July/Aug 2019 "Queer Fear" Special Issue, and is an associate producer on In Search of Darkness: Part III, the latest installment in CreatorVC's popular 1980s horror documentary series.