BY: DAKOTA DAHL
Not enough people are social distancing. Full stop. I don’t know how we got to the point where our need to go to Panera Bread outweighed keeping at risk people alive, but here we are. In a waking goddamn nightmare as the double pandemic of COVID-19 and ignorant apathy sweeps the nation.
Speaking of nightmares, some Alumni from THE NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET franchise are here to remind you to stay inside and wash your finger knives hands to help stop the virus in its tracks. They’re also selling merch, with the proceeds going towards those whose entire industry was affected by the quarantine.