Netflix's horror-comedy-slasher is a film that manages to do all of those things, none of them well.
This week in the Sematary: Enjoying Monsterland? Hulu's "WOUNDS" might be just the thing for you, a character driven slow burn that comes off like an extended episode of Hulu's new series.
This week on the Sematary: 30 MILES FROM NOWHERE is the definition of modern horror mediocrity, a bloodless slasher that isn't worth your time.
This week in the Sematary: Netflix week continues with 2011's PRIEST, a film that deserves damnation for making vampires boring.
This week in the Sematary: LAKE OF DEATH is too shallow to swim in, lacking in both originality and scares.